jakefogelnest:

‘Sup dicklicks,

I’m Brandon Harris.

Now I know what you’re thinking: is that dude in the band Nickelback? How’d the dude from Nickelback get in The Matrix? Well, I got news for ya — I’m NOT in fuckin’ Nickelback and I’m not in the goddamn Matrix either. I already told you shitnoses that I’m BRANDON HARRIS. I’m also fuckin’ awesome at photoshop, that’s why it looks like I’m in the Matrix and shit. 

Anyway, you fuckknockers should really give some money to Wikipedia.

I dont wanna screw with your delicate little minds, but let’s just say I could pull some serious Criss Angel Mindfreak shit and MAKE you give Wikipedia some money — if I wanted to. However, I made a vow to not abuse my powers for personal gain. That’s right, Brandon Harris lives by a moral code and doesn’t abuse the dark arts. 

So why don’t ya knock your dick out of your hand and pony up some damn coin to Wikipedia? Quit being such a freeloading fuckstain all the time. We good? Fuck yeah we’re good. I’m Brandon Harris… and I’m OUT THIS BITCH.

Take it sleazy,

Brandon Harris

pwnlove:

“A big daddy lost in limbo now protects the Boy and his sister…” 

Lost in Limbo by z0h3

(Description via the artist notes)

idrawnintendo:

My friend, and an amazing artist, Chris Furniss created a colored version of yesterday’s comic for me! He did those really awesome “31 Days of Samus” comics a little while ago, and also does a nerd culture podcast called the Weekly Geek, and is also a super nice guy with a kick ass apartment.

Follow him on tumblr @ wasabisunshine.com!

Or check out his podcast @ weeklygeekshow.com!